Every year, Americans celebrate Memorial Day the same way: by honoring the nation’s fallen heroes with a solemn pilgrimage to the nearest Buc-ee’s parking lot, where a man in wraparound sunglasses screams at a family of five because unleaded just hit $5.19 a gallon.
Gas prices getting this bad means Mike Johnson is probably already speed-walking through the Capitol halls doing that panicked little “sorry, didn’t see the report, can’t hear questions, gotta go” routine like a regional manager fleeing an HR complaint.
Every time oil spikes, congressional Republicans suddenly develop the survival instincts of raccoons caught near a flashlight.
Dave Granlund. Those hissing petrol nozzles ... frightening.
47 will be remembered as the worst president in hisstory.
And the most hisssteric and most narcisssistic.
BIDEN gas prices = BAD. DRUMPF gas prices = GOOD.
Under Biden: “Gas is $4, this is socialism, communism, tyranny, and possibly witchcraft.”
Under Trump: “Yes gas is $5.19, but have you considered my ballroom with ceilings that go to the basement?”
Gas prices getting this bad means Mike Johnson is probably already speed-walking through the Capitol halls doing that panicked little “sorry, didn’t see the report, can’t hear questions, gotta go” routine like a regional manager fleeing an HR complaint.
Every time oil spikes, congressional Republicans suddenly develop the survival instincts of raccoons caught near a flashlight.
Ballroom! I love these rolling coal idiots and their diesel trucks, of course I have not seen any for awhile, huh? Great post 📫 all.