🎶"Wreck the Halls with Vows of Folly" Edition

A drunken adulterer wanders the halls of Congress vowing to give up booze if the Senate lets him command the nuclear arsenal. His once-convicted and twice impeached patron vows to pardon a mob of rioters who trashed the Capitol. And the richest man in the world vows to find $2 trillion hiding beneath cushions of couches in the Congressional Budget Offic…