President Trump began Tuesdayâs Cabinet meeting with his usual warm-up routine: calling Joe Biden âSleepy,â assuring reporters he himself was âsharper than I was 25 years ago,â and insisting The New York Times was full of jealous dullards who simply couldnât comprehend the radiant brilliance of a 79-year-old man who posts on Truth Social before sunrise like an overcaffeinated Minion.
Reagan dozed off too, plenty. Both did damage when awake, so let 'em sleep. As for Leavitt, I have my punishments for this crowd all picked out; she gets a public spanking from Santa ..
I understood almost all the information given out by the drawings. Too much bad news, hidden under the descriptions mocking the Orange's zzzZZZ. The only one I didn't understand was the one about the dog turning into a robot and attacking its owner. Is this about AI turning against its users?
I dream of the next televised cabinet meeting where Trump falls asleep and all sycophants ramble on with unreal tales of Trump's fabulosity, until his giant orange pumpkin head slams on the table, and there is an embarrassingly awkward stunned silence as they break their brain searching for praise before realizing the inevitable.. Do they stand and stare into space like zombies as Trump did during the collapse at Oz's announcement? Or does it become a whole Weekend at Bernie's situation?
War on drugs or Over Doze?
I don't know who wrote this, but you're a freaking genius wordsmith.
*Blushing*
Reagan dozed off too, plenty. Both did damage when awake, so let 'em sleep. As for Leavitt, I have my punishments for this crowd all picked out; she gets a public spanking from Santa ..
I understood almost all the information given out by the drawings. Too much bad news, hidden under the descriptions mocking the Orange's zzzZZZ. The only one I didn't understand was the one about the dog turning into a robot and attacking its owner. Is this about AI turning against its users?
I wondered about that one, too. Thanks for bringing it up.
I believe this is the correct interpretation.
didn't elon give trump a "pet" robodog? I haven't bothered looking into that, i've just seen headlines
Good 'toons, especially Ohman and Stantis. Brilliant lead-in commentary.
I dream of the next televised cabinet meeting where Trump falls asleep and all sycophants ramble on with unreal tales of Trump's fabulosity, until his giant orange pumpkin head slams on the table, and there is an embarrassingly awkward stunned silence as they break their brain searching for praise before realizing the inevitable.. Do they stand and stare into space like zombies as Trump did during the collapse at Oz's announcement? Or does it become a whole Weekend at Bernie's situation?
It's hard to imagine it getting uglier, but with Trump all (bad) things seem possible.
Continuously on point, brilliant masterpieces. Jack Ohman, love the drool in the last frame.
My sanity would definitely be at risk without you all. Thank you.
Great article by itself; the illustrations were the piece de resistance! Sharing!