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“Mission: Unfathomable” Edition

“Mission: Unfathomable” Edition

Aug 01, 2022
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Okay, Russia, here’s the deal.

You've got Britney Griner and the U.S. wants her back. Meanwhile, you want to bail out of the International Space Station, right?

So, just stick that stoned basketball player and her vape pen on an airliner to London.  Then when Tom Cruise flies to the space station to shoot a movie playing pretty much the same part he’s pla…

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