🏅"Gold Enough for Government Work" Edition
HOUSTON (CP) – NASA has announced that two American astronauts stuck in orbit aboard the International Space Station will be rescued and returned to Earth by Olympic gold medalist Simone Biles.
“No problem, guys,” Biles told NASA administrators. “Tell them to wait outside during my next routine and I’ll grab them on the way down.”
Astronauts Butch Wilmor…