😮“Epstein Files Update” Edition

The government has dropped another mountain of Epstein files—three million pages, 180,000 images, 2,000 videos—essentially the world’s most disturbing yearbook, featuring a guest list that reads like Davos After Dark.

The latest release includes a parade of billionaires, politicians, royals, tech titans, movie directors and assorted Very Important People who now find themselves saying some version of: “Yes, I knew him, but only in a totally normal, non-island, non-harem way.”