⚡️“Electro Shock” Edition

ICE has unveiled its latest innovation in “de-escalation:” electric shock gloves. The agency plans to spend up to $20 million on the devices. The device is officially called a “Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter,” or G.L.O.V.E. Adorable, right? No, we didn’t make that up. Apparently, with enough bureaucratic jargon, even authoritarian cruelty can sou…