🤥"Democracy Dies in Debate" Edition

Just to be clear, we didn’t have sex with a porn star, either.

We’re also not sure we can hit a ball 50 yards or carry our own clubs.  But we’re beginning to think those astronauts Boeing stranded on the space station are better off staying in orbit until after the election, because we really didn’t know what they said by the end of that debate.  We don’…