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NEW YORK, New York – (CP Business Wire) – The Trump Organization, a leading developer and operator of hotels, resorts and commercial and residential real estate holdings on two continents, is pleased to announce that it has successfully executed its definitive merger with the Republican Party and that it has acquired substantially all of the party’s political assets.
The merger combines two of the most successful brands in American politics, facilitating more efficient operations and seamless coordination between the Trump Organization headquartered in New York and the Republican Party headquartered in Washington DC.
“After four years of hard work on this merger, our efforts have finally come to fruition,” said Donald Trump Jr., executive vice-president of the Trump Organization. “We are delighted to announce that the party of Lincoln is now officially the party of Trump.”
“We look forward to continued success with the Trump Organization,” said Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel. “This merger will position us to more effectively compete in the political marketplace as Bloomberg L.P. launches its anticipated acquisition of the Democratic Party.
“Now, if we can just buy out those snarky bastards at Counter Point …”
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February 11, 2020