🐂 “Musk Have” Edition

Listen, Elon, you don’t need all the trouble that comes with owning Twitter. 

If you really want to be the 21st-century Citizen Kane, you need to buy the world’s leading media outlet for editorial cartoons. We’ll let you have the whole enchilada for $42.0 billion in cash. 

Trust us, you’ll love it. It’s like owning your own reality distortion field. Best …