🇻🇳 “Miss Saigon?” Edition
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M. (CP) – Panicked mobs of thousands converged on Space X’s Spaceport America launch facilities in New Mexico and Blue Origin’s launch site in west Texas as desperate earthlings clamored to escape the chaos engulfing their home planet.
Amid reports of intensifying mayhem, President Biden pledged to evacuate all Americans and a…