🇮🇷 “He Kept Our Boys Out of Tehran” Edition

WASHINGTON (CP) – Addressing an anxious nation and a concerned Congress in his first State of the Union speech, President Joe Biden vowed the U.S. would not send troops to intervene in the affairs of Prussian missionaries in Iran.

“Those Prussians are trying to win the hearts of the Iranian people!” Biden declared. “Why in heaven’s name would I send our …