đ âHalloweenie: Jeffrey Toobinâ Edition
Overheard on television in a swing state:Â
âItâs Halloween morning in America. Today more men and women will go to work than ever before in our countryâs history. And all of those Americans wonder: Are Donald Trump and Joe Biden really the best America has to offer?
âThatâs why Satan is running for president. Satan knows the soul of America. Satan knâŠ