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Breaking News!Ā
On CNN,Ā the brass has finally figured outĀ that nobody gives a flip when CNN screamsĀ āBreaking News!āĀ Meanwhile, on Fox, Tucker CarlsonāsĀ testicle-tanning flimflamĀ has gone almost as well as his rom-com co-star Vlad Putinās invasion of Ukraine.Ā And on MSNBC,Ā Rachel Maddow is taking so much time offĀ its rumored sheās chillinā in Cancun withā¦